Hey, so...( I'm trying to be very cool and macho) what religion are you?

WHAT!?!

How is that for office chat at the scanner?

So I answer. I go to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

Huh?

I'm Mormon.

No Shi.. oops I can't say that in front of you. I knew a Mormon in High School. That's cool. * porbably thinking, aw nuts... now I can't ask you out.

* thinking, that's right buster... I'm totally outta your league! ..and then there is the fact that I'M MARRIED!

So I heard that you can't eat chocolate or drink things with caffine...

We have been advised not to. BUT that does not stop my husband and brother from sucking on the Dr.Pepper.

I had to leave then because I was laughing so hard.